Michelle Obama Shuts Up The Press

Word on the street is that Michelle Obama, the Queen of America, will be holding press conference calls.

But don’t worry, she won’t have to deal with pesky questions from these reporters, because first of all, the calls are invitation only, so I’m sure that it will be a hand picked group of “reporters” (although you can hardly call what these people do nowadays as reporting – in my mind reporting is an “objective telling of events” which I feel none of these people are capable of), and, get this, be one way only.

That’s right folks. She will be able to speak, but the reporters wont be able to. What a great way to get your message out without all of that free speech mumbo-jumbo. Questions from the media which just might dig out a few shreds of truth from these people are just too much, don’t you think?