[/caption]Here's my take on the new spending bill:
It's like a bacon, cheese and caviar sandwich, made with bacon bread, stuffed inside a bacon chicken which is wrapped in bacon, stuffed inside a bacon goose (also wrapped in bacon), stuffed in a bacon turkey (wrapped in pancetta - a small touch of class), stuffed into a bacon donkey, stuffed into a bacon elephant, wrapped in bacon, given a sea-salt crust, roasted and then sauteed in bacon juice. With a squirt of lemon, a scattering of chives.
Well, bacon fat, actually, since there is no such things as bacon juice. Although if it did exist, I'm sure that it would be very delicious.
If you take a bite, it will probably kill you immediately, grease so rapidly coursing through your body, causing instant Arteriosclerosis.You'd probably freeze up so fast you wouldn't even have time to put down your fork.
Pretty much the exact same thing will happen to America if we pass that bill. Even the fumes from the cooking of all this pork is making me queasy. It's almost enough for me to swear off it for life.
Hmm. Wouldn't that be great if the state could swear off pork for life. Like that is ever going to happen.
Apologies to those of who who don't eat pork.
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