At $11B Per Guantananamo Detainee, I'll Take One!

Palau takes up to 17 of the Gitmo detainees, but not out of the goodness of their heart. We PAID (bribed) them $200B to do it. By my math thats 11 Billion per detainee. Hell, if you are giving away $11B per detainee, I'll take one. I've got room for a human sized cage in my backyard for that price.