Year One, A.O.

Obama acts like history began when he ascended to the throne. Like America did not exist prior to January 20th, 2009. So why don't we just call this year 1 AO. As in after Obama? So I was born in 46 BO, and the American Revolution occurred in 232 BO, and Christ was born in 2009 BO. I think you get the picture. Luckily he wears size 12 shoes otherwise we'll be changing the standard measure of a foot!